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15 Minute Intermission 2:25 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (big band standard "comedy" number - see lyrics) C
A Broken Doll 1:20 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (lady solo - 1 chorus - sung to chairman) G
A Couple Of Swells 2:30 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (8 bars omitted from 2nd verse) C Easter Parade
A Couple Of Swells 2:43 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (duet - as film arrgt) C Easter Parade
A Couple Of Swells 2:43 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (duet - as film arrgt) C Easter Parade
A Day For The Cat In The Hat 2:00 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy- song/dance) G Seussical The Musical
A Day For The Cat In The Hat 2:32 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy - song/dance) G Seussical The Musical
A Day For The Cat In The Hat 2:58 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (comedy - complete song/dance) G Seussical The Musical
A Little Bit Extra (backing track) 1:15 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (I'm the Girl with the Little Bit Extra - as performed by Danny La Rue on the Michael Barrymore TV Show - Great Pantomime Dame song - very suggestive - see lyrics) Bb Michael Barrymore TV Show
A Little Bit Extra 1:15 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (I'm the Girl with the little bit Extra - as performed by Danny La Rue on the Michael Barrymore TV Show - great Pantomime dame song - very suggestive - see lyrics) Bb Michael Barrymore TV Show
A Little Of What You Fancy 3:57 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (female vocal - 3 verses) Ab
A Lovely Night 1:45 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - 2 x chorus - Nice Pantomime track) G/F Cinderella - Stage Show (Pantomime)
A Lovely Night 2:30 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (as original London cast recording - played from the chorus - see lyrics) G/F/G Cinderella - Stage Show (Pantomime)
A Lovely Night 3:00 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (as original London cast recording from chorus - but extended - see lyrics) G/F/G Cinderella - Stage Show (Pantomime)
A Lovely Night 3:30 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (as original London cast version from chorus - BUT extended - see lyrics) G/F/G Cinderella - Stage Show (Pantomime)
A Policeman's Lot 2:08 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy song by - Gilbert and Sullivan - 2 x chorus) F The Pirates Of Penzance
A Woman's Touch 1:59 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (as Doris Day's solo version but shortened to 1.5 x chorus - see lyrics) Db/D Calamity Jane
A Woman's Touch 2:28 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (as Doris Day solo version - see lyrics) Db/D Calamity Jane
A Woman's Touch 3:00 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened vocal score version - complete dance section - see lyrics) Eb Calamity Jane
A Woman's Touch 3:00 (Backing only) Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened vocal score version - complete dance section - backing only - see lyrics) Eb Calamity Jane
A Woman's Touch 4:28 Play button Play button £7.50 Add to Cart lyrics (complete score version - see lyrics) Eb Calamity Jane
A Woman's Touch 4:28 (Backing only) Play button Play button £7.50 Add to Cart lyrics (complete vocal score version - backing only - see lyrics) Eb Calamity Jane
Abadaba Honeymoon 2:34 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (as Debbie Reynolds - Carleton Carpenter version) D/Gm/Bb/Eb Two Weeks In Love
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life 2:34 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (comedy -complete song) G-A Spamalot
Anything You Can Do 3:10 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (complete film song from 1st chorus) Bb Annie Get Your Gun
Bangers and Mash 2:13 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics AVAILABLE SOON (as classic comedy routine by Peter Sellers and Sophia Loren but with "allied forces" spoken section omitted - see lyrics) Db
Bold Sir John - Country Dance Team (Dance Part) 3:10 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart (music from the hilarious Morris Dancing comedy routine used before going into the song - 'Bold Sir John'. Song part available separately) The Two Ronnies 1971 TV show
Bold Sir John - Country Dance Team (Song Part) 3:25 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (music for the song part of this hilarious Morris Dancing comedy routine - 'Bold Sir John'. Dance part available separately) The Two Ronnies 1971 TV Show
Bosom Buddies 3:36 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (Angela Lansbury/Bea Arthur great arrgt with big finish. Classic Broadway Comedy) F Mame
Bow-Legged Chickens 3:38 (Medley) Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (song/dance show medley - Tennessee Wig-Walk/Turkey in the Straw - see lyrics. Comedy song for Easter?) Eb
Busy Bees 3:58 (Medley) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (medley with 'I'm Bringing Home my Baby Bumble Bee/Be my Little Baby Bumble Bee/ Busy Busy Bee (the bee song)' - see lyrics) F/D
Buzz Off 2:38 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song - as cast recording) D/C/C# Pinkalicious the Musical
Buzz Off 2:38 (Backing only) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete track - as cast recording - backing only) D/C/C# Pinkalicious the Musical
Call Me A Princess 2:30 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (edited to exactly 2:30 min - 2nd chorus comes in from middle and talk over at the end shortened - see lyrics) G Aladdin the Musical
Call Me A Princess 2:30 (Backing only) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (edited to exactly 2:30 min - 2nd chorus comes in from middle and talk over at the end shortened - backing only - see lyrics) G Aladdin the Musical
Call Me A Princess 2:36 (Backing only) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - 2nd chorus starts from middle - backing only - see lyrics) G Aladdin the Musical
Call Me A Princess 3:41 Play button Play button £7.50 Add to Cart lyrics (complete track as original cast recording) G Aladdin the Musical
Call Me A Princess 3:41 (Backing only) Play button Play button £7.50 Add to Cart lyrics (complete track as original cast recording - backing only) G Aladdin the Musical
Champagne Charlie 3:46 (Male vocal) Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song - 3 verses - chorus repeats on the last time for a rousing finish) C
Comic Duet For Two Cats 2:31 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comical musical track for two "cats" to 'Miow' and dance. Italian in origin - actually called 'Duetto buffo di due Gatti) Dm
Cool Cat 1:58 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - 3rd verse omitted - see lyrics) Dm/Em The Cat's Whiskers
Cool Cat 1:58 (Backing only) Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - 3rd verse omitted - backing only - see lyrics) Dm/Em The Cat's Whiskers
Cool Cat 2:30 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song) Dm/Em The Cat's Whiskers
Cool Cat 2:30 (Backing only) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song - backing only) Dm/Em The Cat's Whiskers
Cruising Down The River/Row Row Row 2:04 (Male vocal) Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (male vocal - comedy) Eb/Ab
Dance 10 Looks 3 (2:31) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (based on the 2006 Broadway cast revival BUT played at constant speed - spoken intro omitted) Am A Chorus Line
Dance 10 Looks 3 (2:31) Backing only Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (based on the 2006 Broadway cast revival BUT played at constant speed - spoken intro omitted - backing only) Am A Chorus Line
Doin' What Comes Natur'lly 1:51 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (shortened song - Mary Martin style - to under 2 min - see lyrics) Ab Annie Get Your Gun
Don't Put Your Daughter on the Stage Mrs Worthington 2:01 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (played in the style of the great Noel Coward 1935 version) Eb
Dragon in my Wagon 1:34 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy song by Bryant Oden -Shortened to two verses) C
Dragon in my Wagon 2:01 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy song by Bryant Oden -Shortened version – 4th verse omitted - see lyrics) C
Dragon in my Wagon 2:34 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete comedy song by Bryant Oden) C
Entry Of The Gladiators 2:05 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD (comedy strong man routine - good circus track)
Flash Bang Wallop 1:51 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart lyrics (verse-chorus) x 2 + chorus to finish D Half A Sixpence
Flash Bang Wallop 2:16 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart lyrics (verse+chorus) x 3 + chorus to finish D/Eb Half A Sixpence
Flash Bang Wallop 3.44 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (comedy - see lyrics) C-E Half A Sixpence
Goodness Gracious Me 3:03 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (classic comedy routine by Peter Sellers and Sophia Loren) Eb
He Likes To Nibble On My Cupcakes (Play-on) 0:15 Play button Play button £2.00 Add to Cart (Play on music into spoken intro - see lyrics to song) Doctor Dementor Show
He Likes To Nibble On My Cupcakes 1:08 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart lyrics (very suggestive comedy song - made famous by Terri O'Mason) F Doctor Demento Show
He's Not Dead Yet 2:54 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete track - as original cast recording and including Monks chant) C Spamalot
Hello! Hello! Who's Your Lady Friend? 2:27 (Male vocal) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (great duet - Hello Hello Who's Your Lady Friend - as performed by John Inman and Barry Howard in the Good Old Days - BBC TV 1975) F The Good Old Days (BBC TV 1975)
Hole In The Ground 1:46 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (as Bernard Cribbins version but lower singing key) C Diggin' A Hole
Hole In The Ground 2:28 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (as Bernard Cribbins version but extended for dance and lower key - see lyrics) C Diggin' A Hole
Honey Bun 2:03 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy - verse + 1.5 x chorus) Eb South Pacific
Honey Bun 2:27 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (comedy - verse + 2 x chorus) Eb South Pacific
Honey Bun 2:56 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (comedy - verse + 2.5 x chorus) Eb South Pacific
Honey Bun 5:13 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (comedy - inc verse + dance) Eb/E South Pacific
How Could You Believe Me 2:08 Play button Play button £2.50 Add to Cart (played "in 2" at 140 bpm. intro + 3 x chorus) Royal Wedding 1951
How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You 2:41 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (classic musical comedy - shortened version - see lyrics) D Royal Wedding 1951
How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You 2:57 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (classic musical comedy - shortened version - see lyrics) D Royal Wedding 1951
How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You 4:06 Play button Play button £7.00 Add to Cart lyrics (classic musical comedy - as Fred Astaire/Jane Powell film version but without spoken intro and "mad" sections omitted - see lyrics) D Royal Wedding 1951
How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You 4:22 Play button Play button £8.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (classic musical comedy - as Fred Astaire/Jane Powell film arrgt. but intro shortened and "mad" sections omitted - see lyrics) D Royal Wedding 1951
I Am A Fine Musician 2:25 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (clever comedy routine for four singers - as Dick Van Dyke Show version on Youtube - Similar idea to "I am the music man") Eb The Dick Van Dyke Show
I Am The Music Man 1:38 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart lyrics (traditional action song for kids - piano, saxophone and big bass drum) C/C#/D
I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General 3:05 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song - better accompanied live I know - but this can work with practise- last verse played slightly quicker) Eb The Pirates of Penzance
I Don't Want To Play In Your Yard 3:04 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy duet - see lyrics) F
I Got Ze Eye 3:41 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (lady comedy number - verse/chorus all played x 3 ) C/C#
I Have a Moo Cow Named Caroline 1:58 (Backing only - key C) Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (Dainty June and her Farmboys - played from June's entrance - backing only and played in lower singing key) C Gypsy
I Have a Moo Cow Named Caroline 1:58 (Backing only - key Eb) Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (Dainty June and her Farmboys - played from June's entrance - backing only) Eb Gypsy
I Have a Moo Cow Named Caroline 1:58 (key C) Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (Dainty June and her Farmboys - played from June's entrance in lower singing key) C Gypsy
I Have a Moo Cow Named Caroline 1:58 (key Eb) Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (Dainty June and her Farmboys - Played from June's entrance) Eb Gypsy
I Have a Moo Cow Named Caroline 2:37 (Backing only - key C) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (Dainty June and her Farmboys - complete score version but played in lower singing key - backing only on June's part) C Gypsy
I Have a Moo Cow Named Caroline 2:37 (Backing only - key Eb) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (Dainty June and her Farmboys - complete score version - backing only on June's part) Eb Gypsy
I Have a Moo Cow Named Caroline 2:37 (key C) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (Dainty June and Her Farmboys - complete track as score but played in a lower singing key) C Gypsy
I Have a Moo Cow Named Caroline 2:37 (key Eb) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (Dainty June and her Farmboys - complete track as score) Eb Gypsy
I Really Really Love You (Stalker) - Male vocal 2:34 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - opening verse omitted - see lyrics) D
I Really Really Love You (Stalker) - Male vocal 3:00 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - "I love you, I love you" ad-lib omitted - see lyrics) D
I Really Really Love You (Stalker) - Male vocal 3:24 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (transcribed from the shortened 'Colin Hartman' version - live performance at the 2012 'Broadway Sessions') D
I Really Really Love You 3:24 (Male vocal - piano backing) Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (transcribed from the shortened 'Colin Hartman' live "Broadway Sessions" performance) D Also known as "The Stalker Song"
I Think He Likes Me 2:33 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete Kooman and Diamond track - instrumental with melody line) A/C Out of Our Heads (Album)
I Think He Likes Me 2:33 (Backing only) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (completed Kooman and Diamond track - backing only) A/C Out of Our Heads (Album)
I Wanna Be A Producer 3:58 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (comedy - similar to film arrgt) Gb/G The Producers
I'm A Lonely Little Petunia In An Onion Patch 1:22 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart lyrics (song/dance - 2 x chorus) G
I'm A Lonely Little Petunia In An Onion Patch 2:00 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (song/dance - chorus/verse/1.5 x chorus) G
I'm the Greatest Star 2:18 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - verse, shortened comedy chorus - see lyrics C Funny Girl
I'm the Greatest Star 2:23 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - verse + full comedy chorus - see lyrics) C Funny Girl
Identical Twins 1:22 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart lyrics (as Olsen Twins track but shortened song - see lyrics) Bb The Olsen Twins
Identical Twins 2:00 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (as Olsen Sisters version but song part only - see lyrics) Bb The Olsen Twins
Identical Twins 3:00 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song similar to Olsen twins original track - see lyrics) Bb The Olsen Twins
In My Little Bottom Drawer 3:34 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (female comedy - complete song) D
In Summer 2:05 (Backing only - Girl vocal) Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song as film version but without the melody line - true backing track BUT played in GIRL vocal key) A/Bb Frozen (Disney)
In Summer 2:05 (Backing only - Male vocal) Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song as film but played without the melody line - backing track only) E/F Frozen (Disney)
In The Old Bazaar In Cairo/Ballet Egyptian Themes 3:22 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (comedy medley inc.sand dance. Great for Pantomime) Bbm The Sand Dance (alternative tiltle)
It's What's Inside That Counts 1:32 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart lyrics (fabulous blockbusting song/dance track - too good a song for Drucilla in the cartoon film!) D Cinderella 2 - Dreams Come True (Disney)
It's What's Inside That Counts 1:32 (Backing only) Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart lyrics (fabulous blockbusting song/dance track - too good a song for Drucilla in the cartoon film!) D Cinderella 2 - Dreams Come True (Disney)
It's What's Inside That Counts 1:59 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (fabulous blockbusting song/dance track - extended with 16 bar instrumental - too good a song for Drucilla in the cartoon film! - see lyrics) D Cinderella 2 - Dreams Come True (Disney)
It's What's Inside That Counts 1:59 (Backing only) Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (fabulous blockbusting song/dance track - extended with 16 bar instrumental - too good a song for Drucilla in the cartoon film! - backing only - see lyrics) D Cinderella 2 - Dreams Come True (Disney)
It's What's Inside That Counts 2:25 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (fabulous blockbusting song/dance track - extended with 34 bar instrumental - too good a song for Drucilla in the cartoon film! - see lyrics) D Cinderella 2 - Dreams Come True (Disney)
It's What's Inside That Counts 2:25 (Backing) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (fabulous blockbusting song/dance track - extended with 34 bar instrumental - too good a song for Drucilla in the cartoon film! - backing only - see lyrics) D Cinderella 2 - Dreams Come True (Disney)
It's What's Inside That Counts 2:50 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (fabulous blockbusting song/dance track - extended with 50 bar instrumental - too good a song for Drucilla in the cartoon film! - see lyrics) D Cinderella 2 - Dreams Come True (Disney)
It's What's Inside That Counts 2:50 (Backing only) Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (fabulous blockbusting song/dance track - extended with 50 bar instrumental - too good a song for Drucilla in the cartoon film! - backing only - see lyrics) D Cinderella 2 - Dreams Come True (Disney)
Jake The Peg 2:30 Play button Play button £1.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy character routine - shortened to 2:30 - see lyrics) C Rolf Harris
Jake The Peg 3:00 Play button Play button £1.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy character routine - shortened to 3:00 - see lyrics) C Rolf Harris
Jake The Peg 3:50 Play button Play button £1.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy character routine - complete version as Rolf Harris) C
Jobs (If I Were Not Upon The Stage) 7:38 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (classic pantomime comedy action number - arranged for 6 "jobs"! - see lyrics for some ideas) F
Kitty in the Basket (Kitty in a Basket) 1:44 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart lyrics (cute kiddies track - shortened version - see lyrics) F
Kitty in the Basket (Kitty in a Basket) 2:00 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (cute kids song - shortened version - see lyrics) F
Kitty in the Basket (Kitty in a Basket) 2:31 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song - see lyrics) F
Let's Do It Tonight 5:18 (Backing only) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy song - as Victoria Wood - includes intro and music for dialogue before song starts - no melody line played - true backing track) F-Bb The Ballad of Barry and Freda - alternative title
Master Of The House 2:39 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (shortened version -some verses omitted - see lyrics) F#m/F# Les Miserables
Master Of The House 4:35 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (complete song) F#/F#m Les Miserables
My Musical Comedy Smile 3:00 (Backing only) Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete solo piano backing track - as cast recording) Bb Forbidden Broadway Goes Rehab
My New Philosophy 1:51 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - see lyrics) A You're A Good Man Charlie Brown
My New Philosophy 2:25 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song as cast recording - but with shortened ending - see lyrics) A You're A Good Man Charlie Brown
My New Philosophy 2:45 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (complete song - as cast recording - see lyrics) A You're A Good Man Charlie Brown
My Old Man's A Dustman 3:20 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (great comedy number - played as original Lonnie Donegan version - including vamps for jokes) G
Nicer In Nice 2:48 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (comedy- complete song inc. verse) G/Eb The Boyfriend
Nicer In Nice 3:00 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (includes verse - slightly longer than above - see lyrics)) G/Eb The Boyfriend
Nobody Likes Me (The Worm Song) 2:02 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (traditional children's song - Nobody likes me Everybody hates me - complete song) F
Nobody Loves A Fairy When She's Forty 2:14 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy - song/dance - shortened to 1 verse + 2 x chorus - your choice of verse/chorus - see lyrics) C
Nobody Loves A Fairy When She's Forty 4:16 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (comedy - song/dance - complete song - verse x 2 and chorus x 4 - see lyrics) C
Now I Have To Call Him Father 1:48 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (female vocal - 2 verses -comedy) Ab
Oh Mr Porter 2:00 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version of Oh, Mr. Porter - 1 verse and chorus + instrumental section + play off - see lyrics) F
Oh Mr Porter 2:30 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version of Oh, Mr. Porter - 2 verses + playoff - see lyrics) F
Oh Mr Porter 3:28 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song Oh, Mr. Porter as sung by music hall star Norah Blaney + play off) F
Perfect Isn't Easy 2:31 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (arrgt is played the same as the cartoon but the intro has been shortened) Db/D Oliver and Company
Perfect Isn't Easy 2:50 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (same arrgt as the wonderful cartoon version) Db/D Oliver and Company
Pick A Pocket Or Two 1:27 (Male vocal) Play button Play button £1.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (intro + verse/chorus/verse/chorus + tag - played on solo piano) Fm Oliver
Pick A Pocket Or Two 2:45 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song - 5 verses - see lyrics) F Oliver
Play the Villain 2:00 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - first verse and "act two" omitted - see lyrics) D/Em Show and Tell
Play the Villain 2:00 (Backing only) Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - first verse and "act two" omitted - backing only - see lyrics) D/Em Show and Tell
Play the Villain 2:30 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - "act two" omitted - shortened dance section - see lyrics) D/Em Show and Tell
Play the Villain 2:30 (Backing only) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - "act two" omitted - shortened dance section -backing only - see lyrics) D/Em Show and Tell
Play the Villain 3:00 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song - shortened dance - see lyrics) D/Em Show and Tell
Play the Villain 3:00 (Backing only) Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song - shortened dance - backing only - see lyrics) D/Em Show and Tell
Play the Villain 3:30 Play button Play button £7.50 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song and full dance section - see lyrics) D/Em Show and Tell
Play the Villain 3:32 (Backing only) Play button Play button £7.50 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song and full dance section - backing only - see lyrics) D/Em Show and Tell
Please Don't Touch My Plums 2:10 (Male vocal) Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (suggestive comedy song - originally from the film 'The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox) Gm/G/Ab
Popsy Wopsy 4:40 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song - straight forward female vocal - comedy ending remains (as Sheila Steafel - see lyrics) G
Popsy Wopsy 5:11 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (recreation of Sheila Steafel's superb final appearance in The Good Old Days 1983 - includes her deliberate mistakes) G The Good Old Days 1983
Pretty Polly Perkins 3:16 (Male vocal) Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (comedy - male vocal) Bb
Raunchy 2:30 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - most of opening verse omitted - see lyrics) A 110 in the Shade
Raunchy 2:30 (Backing only) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - most of opening verse omitted - see lyrics - backing only) A 110 in the Shade
Raunchy 2:55 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song as sheet music version - see lyrics) A 110 in the Shade
Raunchy 2:55 (Backing only) Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song as sheet music version - backing only - see lyrics) A 110 in the Shade
Rex and his Sound Effects 1:50 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song as Hayward Sisters version - Originally sung by the Three X Sisters in 1935 - played with melody guide) Ab Excuse my Gloves 1936 (Pardon my Glove)
Rex and his Sound Effects 1:50 (Backing only) Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song as Hayward Sisters version - Originally sung by the Three X Sisters in 1935 - backing only) Ab Excuse my Gloves 1936 (Pardon my Glove)
Rex and his Sound Effects 2:33 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (extended version - 24 bar dance added - played with melody line guide) Ab Excuse my Gloves 1936 (Pardon my Glove)
Rex and his Sound Effects 2:33 (Backing only) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (extended version - 24 bar dance added - backing only) Ab Excuse my Gloves 1936 (Pardon my Glove)
Rex and his Sound Effects 2:54 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (extended version - 40 bar dance added - played with melody line guide) Ab Excuse my Gloves 1936 (Pardon my Glove)
Rex and his Sound Effects 2:54 (Backing only) Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (extended version - 40 bar dance added - Backing only) Ab Excuse my Gloves 1936 (Pardon my Glove)
Right Said Fred 2:22 (Girl vocal) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (as classic Bernard Cribbins arrgt but played in GIRL vocal) Gb/G
Right Said Fred 2:22 (Male vocal) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (classic Bernard Cribbins arrgt) C/C#
Right Said Fred 3:00 (Girl vocal) Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (extended Bernard Cribbins arrgt - played in GIRL vocal - see lyrics) Gb/G
Right Said Fred 3:00 (Male vocal) Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (extended version of the Bernard Cribbins song - see lyrics) C/C#
Ring Them Bells 3:00 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - verses omitted - see lyrics) F/Gb/G
Rubber Duckie 2:05 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (cute Sesame Street song - original speed and key) Bb Sesame Street
Rubber Duckie 2:24 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (cute Sesame Street song - slowed down version) Bb Sesame Street
Ruthless 2:28 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete track - as original cast recording) C/Db Ruthless the Musical
Ruthless 2:28 (Backing only) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete track - as original cast recording - backing only) C/Db Ruthless the Musical
She Had To Go And Lose It At The Astor 2:40 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (classic comedy - as Harry Roy band arrgt 1939 but with shorter play off) C
She Had To Go And Lose It At The Astor 2:41 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (as above Harry Roy 1939 arrgt but more 'understated' for a solo performance) C
Sister Suzie (quicker still!) 0:21 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (audience participation song - comedy tongue twister) C
Sister Suzie (quicker) 0:25 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (audience participation song - comedy tongue twister) C
Sister Suzie (she sits and shines) 0:29 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (audience participation song - comedy tongue twister) C
So Long Dearie 2:27 (Key Bb) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (as original Broadway cast recording - vocal score key Bb (Carol Channing) - BUT played from chorus) Bb Hello Dolly
So Long Dearie 2:27 (Key Eb) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (as original Broadway cast recording - BUT played from chorus and in Streisand key Eb - see lyrics) Eb Hello Dolly
So Long Dearie 2:48 (Key Bb) Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (as original Broadway cast recording / vocal score - Carol Channing - see lyrics) Bb Hello Dolly
So Long Dearie 2:48 (Key Eb) Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (as original Broadway cast recording / vocal score - BUT played in Streisand key Eb - see lyrics) Eb Hello Dolly
Song Of The Diddymen 2:50 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (song/dance) Bb
Sorry Medley (Who's Sorry Now?/After You've Gone) 2:57 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (comedy lady - sung to chairman) E
Spider in the Bath 2:01 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - 2nd verse and chorus omitted - see lyrics) B BBC TV series - Spider
Spider in the Bath 3:24 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song) B BBC TV series - Spider
St. Trinian's Theme (The Battle Song) 0:58 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart lyrics (original 1954 film theme tune - 1 x chorus) C The Belles of St. Trinian's (1954)
St. Trinian's Theme (The Battle Song) 1:38 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (original theme tune from the 1950's film series - 2 x chorus - played as intended in the style of the school orchestra!) C The Belles of St. Trinian's (1954)
Stepsisters' Lament 1:47 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (great panto track - step sisters lament - this arrgt as 1997 cast recording - see lyrics) C Cinderella - Stage Show
Stepsisters' Lament 2:31 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (great panto track - step sisters lament - this arrgt as 1997 cast recording but extended - see lyrics) C Cinderella - Stage Show
Stepsisters' Lament 2:57 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (great panto track - step sisters lament - this arrgt as 1997 cast recording but extended - see lyrics) C Cinderella - Stage Show
Sur Le Plage 1:50 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy number in swim suits - as score) C The Boyfriend
Taylor the Latte Boy 2:00 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - melody line throughout -speeded up slightly - see lyrics) A
Taylor the Latte Boy 2:00 (Backing only) Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - backing only -speeded up slightly - see lyrics) A
Taylor the Latte Boy 2:33 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - melody line throughout - see lyrics) A
Taylor the Latte Boy 2:33 (Backing only) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - backing on vocal - melody on dance part - see lyrics) A
Taylor the Latte Boy 2:50 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - see lyrics) A
Taylor the Latte Boy 2:50 (Backing only) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - backing only - see lyrics) A
Taylor the Latte Boy 4:08 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete comedy song) A/Bb
Taylor the Latte Boy 4:08 (Backing only) Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (Complete song - backing only) A/Bb
Telly 2:37 (Male vocal) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (male vocal - great comedy number from the show - complete song - also available in girl/young boy key) C/D Matilda The Musical
Thataway 1:56 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (great comedy song - shortened version - see lyrics) E Curtains
Thataway 3:00 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (great comedy song - shortened version - see lyrics) E Curtains
Thataway 5:47 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (great comedy production number - see lyrics) E-G Curtains
The Ballet Lesson 2:55 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy sketch - see lyrics for notes)
The Beauty That Drives Men Mad 3:13 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (great comedy duet - Men in drag song - see lyrics - great for panto) F Some Like It Hot / Sugar
The Bee Song (Busy Busy Bee) 2:18 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (Arthur Askey song - complete version) Eb
The Galloping Major (Play Off) 0:20 Play button Play button £1.00 Add to Cart (Frenzied exit - The Major gallops off stage on his runaway horse) G
The Galloping Major 2:00 Play button Play button £2.00 Add to Cart lyrics (Comedy song/dance - usually performed by a gentleman dressed up in a "two legged" horse costume! This shortened version contains play on/verse/chorus/chorus) G
The Galloping Major 3:30 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy song/dance - complete song - usually performed in "two legged" horse costume. See lyrics. Recommend that you use also the separate play off also available)e G
The Gasman Cometh 2:10 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (The Gas Man Cometh - comedy song from Flanders and Swann - as their original recording) G
The Grass is Always Greener 2:02 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (wonderful Rachel Welsh/Marilyn Cooper version - Tony Awards 1984) A Woman of the Year
The Grass is Always Greener 3:14 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (great comedy duet - shortened version - the full song is too long!! - see lyrics) A/Bb Woman of the Year
The Hippopotamus Song 3:26 (Male vocal) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (comedy - 3 verses) G
The Honeysuckle And The Bee 2:45 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (2 verses) Eb
The Joy of Motherhood 3:07 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics AVAILABLE SOON (shortened version - see lyrics) D/E Honk!
The Marrow Song 3:01 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (suggestive comedy song - sometimes called "Oh What a Beauty" (Oh, What a Beauty)) G/Ab
The Military 2:27 (Male vocal) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (as sheet music - slightly shorter than the cast recording and 'green eggs' play off omitted - see lyrics) Eb/B/C Seussical the Musical
The Muppet Show (Girl Vocal Medley) 5:00 Play button Play button £8.00 Add to Cart lyrics (lovely medley containing Muppet songs - Opening Theme, Movin' Right Along, Rainbow Connection, Mahna Mahna, Ending Theme) Vari The Muppets
The Muppet Show (Male vocal medley) 5:00 Play button Play button £8.00 Add to Cart lyrics (great medley - Opening theme, Movin' right along, Rainbow connection, Mahna Mahna, End theme) Vari The Muppets
The Oldest Profession 2:57 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy song/dance - shortened version using the best lyrics) C The Life
The Sand Dance (quick reprise) 0:38 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD (comedy reprise - much quicker tempo - great for pantomime) Ballet Egyptian Themes
The Sand Dance 1:47 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD (comedy routine - great for pantomime) Ballet Egyptian Themes
The Silly Song 1:53 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (song/dance) B/C Snow White (Disney)
The Thing 2:14 (Male vocal) Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (made famous by Phill Harris - complete song Bb
The Thing 2:34 (Male vocal) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (made famous by Phill Harris - extra verse added for dance) Bb
The Understudy 2:31 (Version 2) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version of this Bobby Cronin song - see lyrics) C/B
The Understudy 2:32 (Version 1) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version of this Bobby Cronin song - see lyrics) C/B
The Understudy 4:20 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song by Bobby Cronon - orchestrated) C/B/F#
There Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens 2:54 (Medley) Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy song/dance - medley with "Turkey in the Straw" - see lyrics. Comedy Easter song?) Bb Five Guy's Named Moe
Triplets 2:50 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song + extra refrain) G/Ab The Band Waggon
Waiting At The Church 2:30 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (verse + 2 x chorus - begins and ends with the bridal march) Gb
Wedding Scene 5:59 (Medley) Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (Comedy medley - Waiting at the church, Mary Ellen, I'm Shy Mary Ellen, Why am I always the bridesmaid? - Joke at end - see lyrics) Vari
Where's Me Mum? 2:08 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song - as sung by 'The Krankies' - sometimes called 'Where's me mam?') F The Krankies
Why Do the Wrong People Travel? 3:00 Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - verse 1 + 1.5 x chorus) F Sail Away
Why Do the Wrong People Travel? 3:00 (Backing only) Play button Play button £6.00 Add to Cart lyrics (shortened version - verse 1 + 1.5 x chorus - backing only) F Sail Away
With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock 1:57 (Male vocal) Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (verse + 2 x chorus - played in Male vocal key - cheeky song made famous by George Formby) C
With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock 2:27 (Male vocal) Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics (complete song - verse + 3 x chorus - Played in Male vocal key - cheeky song made famous by George Formby in 1937) C
You Can Do A Lot Of Things At The Seaside 1:40 Play button Play button £3.00 Add to Cart lyrics (as above but intro + 2 x chorus) F
You Gotta Get A Gimmick 4:26 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart CD lyrics (trio comedy - as vocal score) G-Bb Gypsy
You Made Me Love You 1:54 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics (comedy - lady sings to chairman - 1 chorus) G The Jolson Story
You've Got To Have a Little Bit of Style 2:00 Play button Play button £4.00 Add to Cart lyrics AVAILABLE SOON (as performed in the original ITV series - but 4th verse omitted - see lyrics) A The Wind in the Willows (1983 ITV Series)
You've Got To Have a Little Bit of Style 2:23 Play button Play button £5.00 Add to Cart lyrics AVAILABLE SOON (complete track - as performed in the original ITV series - see lyrics) A The Wind in the Willows (1983 ITV Series)
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